Bananadrama

I have a confession. It’s awkward, doesn’t entirely make sense and is hilariously ironic. I can’t eat bananas…. The smell, if not the very thought of them, makes me gag. And it gets worse. I went through my whole childhood hating them with a passion. The slimy texture, the fear that some arse from school … Continue reading Bananadrama

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Upside Down You Turn Me

Serious thought is being poured into the idea of making an urgent, if not essential, appeal via some sort of crowd funding ‘what-cha-ma-call-it’ to have me whisked away to Barbados (or the like). It’s really rather in the interest of National Security if anything because if I don’t get away and go somewhere exotically sunny, … Continue reading Upside Down You Turn Me