I have a confession. It’s awkward, doesn’t entirely make sense and is hilariously ironic. I can’t eat bananas…. The smell, if not the very thought of them, makes me gag. And it gets worse. I went through my whole childhood hating them with a passion. The slimy texture, the fear that some arse from school … Continue reading Bananadrama


Upside Down You Turn Me

Serious thought is being poured into the idea of making an urgent, if not essential, appeal via some sort of crowd funding ‘what-cha-ma-call-it’ to have me whisked away to Barbados (or the like). It’s really rather in the interest of National Security if anything because if I don’t get away and go somewhere exotically sunny, … Continue reading Upside Down You Turn Me